Saturday, January 10, 2009
Yup, I'm back from the torturous school!
I used to think that school is a place
where evil teachers torture little innocent students,
making their poor lives miserable.....
And at the mere age of 14years and 8months,
this ideology was proven correct,
by Dr. Lim YiXuan.
hahahahahahahahahahaha.
As to why this kind-hearted angel, which is me,
says that school is torturous,
I GOT my reasons.
I'm not that biased, just for your information.
NUMBER 1, school RESUMED our jogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I, HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We had to run two rounds which is,
let's put it in mathematical form,0.6x2=1.2km.
There......,
1.2km!!!!!!!!!!!!
And we had to run around the disgusting field too.
Its NOT NICE,
cause the field is soft,
which means we had to use more energy to lift our legs.
God.
Peisin fell into one of the holes in the field too.
But the horrendous part was that,
we HAVE to CHEER.
Here am I trying SO EVER HARD to keep up with the pace,
(you know I just stop to tie my schoelaces, and from the front of my class,
I went all the way to the front of the class behind.)
and I had to cheer.
That's why after jogging, I was left with half of my life(半条命).
ShuMin asked me where's the other half of my life.
'Still jogging round the field' I deadpanned.
What's worst,
we still continued to cheer
while having our attendance taken after jogging.
Here am i dying, and I cannot stop to cheer.
And its the SEC4 vs the SEC3.
Which means, I have to strain my delicate vocal chords.
NUMBER2, P.E was so tough.
First, we ran 1.2km.
It was my first time exercising in 3 months.
Yeah, I put on 2kg!!!!!!
GOD,WHAT ON EARTH HAD I EATEN!
My calf muscles were aching so badly after the run.
But that's not all,
we had to do 16 jumping jacks,
16 frog jumps(something similiar),
and 15 push-ups.
You may ask, why push-ups were horrendous.
Because, we did it on the road, which is made of gravel.
You know how pain is it,
To rest the whole of your body on your delicate palms and slim knees.
Oh, and we did 3 legraisers,
WHILE CHEERING!
Who in the right of mind,
cheers while lifting your legs.
Its bad for the body, you know.
These exercises were so strenuous,
that I suffered very bad muscle aches,
and I couldn't laugh as my diaghram hurts
due to the legraisers.
My table partner's so irritating.
She laughs at any minute incidents.
But being a gracious person as I am,
thou shall not say thy name.
Cheem english huh.
We and Chermaine pooled our money,
and bought Shumin a birthday present,
which is 10 months earlier.
haha.
ShuMin said she wanted to be a psychologist.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
This means that ShuMin will have to converse with patients,
who have their arms wrapped to the sides,
loves banging their head on the wall(without hurting themselves, due to the spongy wall) ,
and has a unicorn for a pet.
hahahahahahahahaha.
Maybe, I be a secretary of some CEO of a BIG corporation.
Chermaine said that my boss will be intimidated by me.
Muhahahahahaha.
Lastly,
ALICIA YOU OWE ME $2.
If I don't reeive payment by Monday.......
I'll personally go and PAY you a visit.
Last lastly(Is there such a pharse? If not, it should exist.),
say 'BOO' to AMaths.
4:05 PM
