2dae, we did a compre in schl n it was a whole load of craps. E.G:

1.98% of felons eat bread. (DUH!!!)
2.90% of violent crimes r committed within 24 hours of eating bread (WAH!!! Den i v violent coz i everdae eat bread)
3.Bread is absorbant, turning u in2 a sogggy, gooey bread-pudding person (great imagination)
4.Newborn babies can choke on bread. (HELLO??? U dun feed a NEWBORN baby bread!!!!)
5.Bread r bakes @200C n it is suicidal (u bake de bread not de person!!!)
6.Impose 300% on bread (i buy a bread $4 n i pay $16 in total???)

ATTENTION
Accordin 2 reuters report,
Gullible F**ng died mid-way durin in a roller coaster ride.
Doctors said dat she died of high blood pressure.
It is reported dat Gullible F**ng forgotten 2 eat her high blood pressure tablets dats y she died