AHHHHHH......... MY MUSCLEACHE!!!!!!!!!!!
XXX juz completed 5 stations of NAPFA n is now currently sufferin from complications
results from 5 stations:

0 for inclined pull-up(XXX claimed dat her hands did not wan 2 cooperate wif her brains)
13.2s for shuttle run (XXX claimed dat she failed last yr by 1s n was glad she passed dis yr)
25 sit-ups(de most glorious result XXX had produced[she did 6 for P4, 7 for P5, 13 for P6])
34cm for sit-n-reach (XXX claimed dat she landed in hosp. 4 over-stretchin)
150cm for standin broad jump(XXX did 100 for P4, 110 for P5,121 for P6)

XXX is now currently typin letter 2 MOE 2 complain of NAPFA n hop dat dey would take out NAPFA from de normal curriculum time.

MY FORM TEACHER IS A GAY!!!!!!!!

Unbelievable rite? It all started on a fateful Wednesday mornin(sounds lik a primary student compo) n Mr Chan was explainin some de formular of a hollow cylinder wen he said hollow as hullow, he also says zero as jiro(as in jiro wang dat jiro). Den he says 'teachin in dis schl 4 so long, i bcame....' my fren finished up 4 him 'n u bcame a gay'
haha
dis caused alot of laughter