So TIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
School brought us out SWIMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm still in denial.
And its like 5 classes having it together.
Anyway, the coaches, or rather Ms Poon,
grouped us according to our standards.
Beginners,taking Bronze,taking Sliver,
taking Gold, taking Goldstar,and lifesaving.
Whoa!
I was like sec 2 take lifesaving course.
Nevermind, not my buisness.
Because I don't know
where I put my swimming costume,
so I had to buy.
$69.90. Two-piece.
Then after that Sabrina was like we are only allowed one-piece.
I went bonkers and asked Min.
Min said it was ok.
Scare me siah!
At the swimming pool,
Ms Poon asked us to strip,
meaning take off our uniform.
Duh, swimming costume underneath.
Everybody was like er... ah....
I was like one of the worst lah.
Yoo Jin thought Iwas wearing bikini
because she saw the halter top.
hahahahahaha.
as if I will wear a bikini.
Then I came out, still clutching to my pe shirt.
Then Chermaine said I look prety okay.
I was like'.........'
Alot of people wear the scuba diving kind.
The short sleeve one.
But got one girl wore the long one.
Then my group got into the pool.
Then the EVIL coach asked us to swim 6 rounds.
I was like 'what the hell.'
Since I gotten my Silver in P2.
I stop swimming,
which means I never swam for 7 years.
Nevermind.
During my first round I stop in the middle,
which of course is the stupidest thing to do.
It is the deepest down there.
I was like stop there, then start sinking,
then kicked myself up ans continue swimming.
I did that for my first 3 rounds.
Then the EVIL coach corrected our breast-stroke.
Quote: You must KICK,GLIDE,PUSH,BREATHE.
Even my 6-year-old students also know how to do.
And I am speechless.
And his method make swimming even slower.
But one thing he done best is to let us off early.
Which means I do not need to queue up for the toilet.
Me and Huixian went into one cubicle, then Anu joined in.
The we three started soaping our hair
with Huixian's cherry-flavoured shampoo,
which doesn't smell like cherry.
And bathe with out swimming costumes on.
Then we get out.
Queueing up next was Varsha,
and she was like 'how many people are there in the cubicle'
Then when we came out, Sharon and Sabrina looked at us
as if we looked ridiculous.
We went to the toilet to change,
and went out to wear our shoes.
I was waiting for Huixian when mr Chan asked me to go assemble first.
Then he asked me whhy I never tie my hair
and I'm liked 'because is wet'.
Then he say I looked like 贞子.
Very funny.
After the swimming everybody was so tired.
Lessons was boring and everbody was trying not to sleep.
It was a fun experience
but TORTUROUS.

大会报告，大会报告！
一名三十几岁的欧巴三，
在网上盗用别人的名字，
结果被罚5千万新元，
还要坐牢5年！！！！
Hope this 'news'
will teach someone a lessons.

I just read Huixian's blog,
and I realised that she 'seemed' to be a country bumpkin.
So I decided to 'revamp' her.
Anyway,
here's what she wrote.
"i realised that antarctica is very advanced...
1.penguins can swim!
2.polar bears can walk on four legs!
3.penguins can stare at me!
4.seals can clap with their flippers!
5.icebergs can move!
6.water can move!
7.polar bears can eat me up!
8.polar bears can sleep!
9.fishes can sleep with their eyes opened!
10.some creatures hibernate!"
FHXY(For Huixian's information),
1.penguins swam because they were frightened of by your B.O.
2.DUH! That's why they are called BEARS!
3.Penguins stare at you because you are TOO WEIRD-looking!
4.Seals clap.ONLY exception is sea lions.(Is this true??)
5.Ice bergs moves because there was a water ghost moving it.
6.Water moves because they want to get away from the wter ghost.
7.Polar bears eat humans but not some WEIRD-looking alien.(Which is you!)
8.Polars do not sleep, they hibernate.
9.Aliens(like you) also sleep with their eyes opened.
10.I DON'T think the OTHER creatures LIVE in ANTARCTICA?

By the way,
TAN HUI XIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
our GEOG and LIT presentation how????
Ooooooooooo.
How I hate Mrs Jay.
She's too bouncy.
Not my cup of tea.

Hmmmm...
I wonder if anybody is reading my blog.
Nevermind.
Anyway,
................
How shall I begin?
Let's start with MY concert.
14 May, Esplanade.
Ms Chye forbade us to take pictures of the dressing room.
I managed to sneak a few.
There's three mirrors, one full length mirror, five lockers, three comfy chairs plus two stools, one long table and a toilet.
The toilet include three basins, one hand dryer, one toilet bowl, and a bathing area.
Nice?
I'll think I will post the pictures next time.
We also need the security pass.
Lunch and dinner was TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was DISGUSTING!!!!![Thinking of it make me wanna puke:(]
The choir gown was another issue,
which i do NOT wish to drone on further.
Then it was results time.
I did not... bad......

The second last day of school was MPS.
Momma wants to speak to my form teacher,
which she wasn't able to.
So she never speak to any teachers at all this year.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

The LAST day of school was cross-country.
I do not know which idiot invented it.
But because of this idiot I has to suffer!!!!
Actually not really, I much enjoyed it.:)
The school told us that we had to run 3.5km.
But....
THEY LIED TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know Bedok Reservoirs has markings at the side that tells us how much we ran,
and Esther and I realised that we ran more than 4km!!!!!!!!!
THE SCHOOL CHEATS US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nevermind,
after running we assembled at Temasek Poly,
and drink orange juice,
sponsored by McDonalds.
It seriously sucks.

Then it was IPW,
which my group did with NKF.
I had to wake up at 8 in the morning,
which is a beautiful SUNDAY,
and rushed down to their HQ at 9.
the event was rather boring.
Trust me,
half the crowd was trying to stay awake froim the boring speech.
I realised that these patients can only drink uptill 750ml of water/day.
Which suits me perfectly well,
as ACCORDDING to my momma,
I drink LESS than 500ml of water/day.

Imma now so bored.
Oh ya!
I seriously x100 hate choir.
I cannot write too obvious,
or senoirs will scold.
Anyway,
this IS my blog.
I have free speech.
And do cows REALLY not sweat?